Hey there, wonderful humans of the internet!

Let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a land filled with rush-hour traffic, endless Zoom meetings, and the soul-crushing realization that my sedan just doesn't scream "freedom," a dream was born. A dream of wind in my hair (under a very responsible helmet, of course), open roads stretching to the horizon, and the unmistakable roar of a Harley Davidson beneath me.

But here’s the twist – I currently own the saddest excuse for transportation known to humankind: a 2006 hatchback with more duct tape than dignity. Sure, it gets me from point A to point B, but does it turn heads? Does it inspire poetry? Does it make me feel like a rebel without a cause? No, my friends, it does not.

So, I'm turning to you, kind-hearted souls, to help me trade four wheels of mediocrity for two wheels of absolute glory! Your generous donation to my GoFundMe will not only help me achieve the American dream of cruising down Route 66 with the confidence of a rockstar but will also serve a noble cause: ensuring my midlife crisis is the coolest one in town.

What’s in it for you?

·        Eternal gratitude and bragging rights.

·        A personal thank-you video featuring me in my new biker gear, probably struggling to look cool.

·        An open invitation to join me on a celebratory ride (passengers seat open for the highest donors – just saying).

So, whether you're a fellow dreamer, a motorcycle enthusiast, or just someone who enjoys a good cause (and a good laugh), consider pitching in to help me hit the road in style. Every little bit helps, and in return, I promise to ride with pride and maybe even avoid getting a tattoo of your name (no promises).

Let's make this dream a reality – one rev at a time!

Thank you, and ride on!