Welcome to a project that doesn't even know how much horsepower it needs.
My BMW E60 is now just a chronicle of a quiet life. But I see more in it:
I see bottles of NOS in the boot, sparks from the muffler, a tongue-shaped spoiler, and music that doesn't play through the speakers, but through the vibrations from the tailpipe.
I'm not just collecting money - I'm collecting a BASE PLAN.
A plan that will make even my grandmother say, "Pah, isn't that the madman with the blue BMW that wakes the birds?"
Yes, Grandma, yes - that's the one.
What will I do for the mountain of poo I have collected?
- LEDs to dazzle even in the daytime.
- An exhaust system that would cause an earthquake in Alytus.
- Wheels so wide that the ground seems to bend around them.
- And of course, interior tuning to make you feel like an F-16 pilot, only faster.
Give it a go, and maybe your donation will be the last euro you need to get the E60 to start crawling towards your heart.
Whether you pledge €1 or €10, know that your donation is helping to create a miracle. A miracle that will drink 98 petrol like water, scream like a first love, and look like it's just come out of a dream you had 3 nights after a kebab.
