Ciao, amici! We are Mario e Luigi, two umile plumbers from-a Brooklyn, but our hearts are filled with Italian pride. We work-a hard every giorno, fixing pipes and-a fighting bad plumbers (and bad turtles!), but lately our pockets are so empty, we cannot even afford a simple slice of pizza.

We miss-a the taste of that warm crust, the smell of melted mozzarella, the tang of-a tomato sauce… Mama mia, it’s-a been weeks since we felt that joy in our mouths! We-a promise, we are not asking for much—just enough to share-a a pie and remember the simple pleasures of life.

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Why We Need Your Help:

Rent is due, bills are stacking: Between rent-a payments and repairing-a pipes, our coins-a disappear faster than-a Bowser’s plans for world domination.

No more “one-up” mushrooms to make us feel-a better—just hunger and hope.

Pizza brings us together: It reminds-a us of home in Italy, of our mamma’s kitchen, and the laughter of famigliae around the table.

We-a humbly request your support to raise €25 so we can splurge on one glorious pizza—shared by two hungry brothers. Even if you can only spare-a €1 or €2, it means the world to us. Every cent will go straight to a good pizzeria nearby so we can finally taste-a that melted-cheese happiness.