La Duqui deserves a Chanel
La Duqui deserves a Chanel
Original Spanish text translated into English
Original Spanish text translated into English
Description
The rich lady deserves a Chanel.
We need to make the dream she arrived in Madrid with come true. Her goal for her 40s is to own the 11.12 and sling the world’s most duchess-like leather and brass ensembles over her shoulder.
The bag IS EXPENSIVE (€10,300). But she’s planning a birthday celebration in style. You can make a donation of any amount anonymously via the link, but here are some suggested donation amounts:
€40: a minimum per guest, for the more frugal among us (🐀).
€66: if you like to keep things tight.
€100: if, as well as attending as a friend, you’ll be using this event for PR and content creation.
€150: if you’re going to eat and drink (the least you can do is pay for your cover charge).
€200: if you’re on their best friends list.
€400: if you call her Águeda.
The deadline is this Monday, 2 December. We have to go to the Chanel shop and order it. Please, I’m asking for your active cooperation. There are loads of us, and if the bag isn’t at the Palace that day, it’ll never speak to us again in our bloody lives.
I love you all!
